Vegan Lifestyle for 6 weeks trial
the night after the Debarcle of Marsh in the studio. Rocksey came bounding into the lounge at 7AM where Penguino was busy strumming out a new tune .This stopped Rocksey in his tracks as this guitar had only 4 strings yet Penguino was making it sing like a song bird. "We've no time for that now" Rocksey shouted. I've just got off the phone to Rob Zombie and he wants us to play at Sheri Moons Birthday party! ! ! ! ! . Rocksey had been on the same bill as Zombie at Download festival this year performing as Pablo Mercedes. Zombie headlined and Pablo was well down the bill. But Rocksey and Zombie hit it off big style and Zombie had convinced Rocksey to give the vegan lifestyle a go while Rocksey was in Spain for six weeks.. Rocksey announced to Penguino that the whole band was going vegan for the six weeks ! Penguino uttered a mouthful of expletives in the direction of Rocksey finishing off with you've got no chance.
Rocksey did think that Penguino would react like that. So it was Rocksey alone, which he thought wouldn't be to hard as he was pescartarian. "Well i'm giving it a go for 6 weeks Rocksey batted back at Penguino.
Rocksey and Penguino decided to go and sit by the pool before going down to the beach. A few beers later and a lot of self congratulating on there recordings last night.Penguino asked "have you seen Mr no rhythm " "who Marsh " Rocksey replied. Yes the one and the same "NO" not a sight or sound. Penguino and Rocksey clinked glasses and carried on where they had left off.
Right its 10AM lets go said Penguino, "don't you think we should look for him" Rocksey replied. You know when we spilt that milk and didn't clear it up for a week we couldn't get rid of the smell and if he's dead the stink will be ten times worse. "YOUR RIGHT" Penguino reluctantly acknowledged and they both set about looking for Marsh. After searching the bedrooms, Kitchen, Study and every place they knew Marsh liked to sneak off to when the drinking was getting to much and hide ! ! ! . All turned up nothing, "Where did you last see him" Penguino asked "The studio" was the reply. Now penguino was worried he had left his guitars in there and Marsh was forbidden to go within 10 meters of any of them.
Unlocking the Door to the studio and swinging it open Marsh fell through. He resembled on of the characters from Day Of The Living Dead "I don't feel to good" he whispered clutching his head. Penguino being the ever compassionate person his is plugged his guitar in turned everything up to full and hit his favourite power chord. This drained the remaining colour from Marsh not that there was much to drain. Were off to the beach will we see you there Penguino asked. "Yes Yes just go" Pleaded Marsh. Rocksey laughing and slamming doors left for the beach. Only after Penguino had double locked the studio door.
"Are you really going to try being Vegan" penguino asked "yep" rocksey replied. 2 hours later Marsh appeared around the corner still whiter than a bottle of milk and looking worse than a 8 day old cadaver. Marsh joined Penguino and Rocksey on the beach, now Rocksey and Penguino were sat in the shade as the uv level was 10 Marsh on the other hand set up in the full sun (mad dogs and English men) Are you sure Rocksey enquired "yep I know what I'm doing" Marsh replied. Now Marsh was asleep wishing 2 minutes, Rocksey and Penguino thought about moving the umbrella to shade Marsh but decided instead to go and have a beer at the bar where they could slowly watch Marsh change from White to a lovely Crimson colour.
2 hours later they returned to find Marsh now in the fetal position. Marsh suddenly from nowhere sprung into life and asked about dinner. Ok we'll go now. Penguino expected Marshes skin to split at any moment as he was now radiating more heat that a fusion reactor. Dinner didn't go to well for Marsh as he managed to eat about a third of the food in front of him .
The Trio returned to there slot on the Beach Marsh again passed out Rocksey and penguino were now checking what Rocksey could eat and drink to go with his new life choice.Penguion announced "YOUR SAFE WITH WATER AND THATS IT" laughing and sprinting across the sand as to stand for more than 2 seconds would remove the skin from your feet. Marsh now felling even worse had found a shady spot to wish for a swift death. Rocksey and Penguino again took up camp in the bar and settled in for the afternoon.
"Will he never learn" Penguino threw the comment at Rocksey "NEVER NEVER NEVER" not as long as the sun keeps rising and he's allowed into a bar. Again the to friends clink glasses and toast "This ones for Marsh the living breathing zombie".
